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Bruce Lee
presents
The
Astounding
Housecat
Man!
Capable of
falling asleep
at any time!
Possessor of
sharp hangnails!
Finicky eater!
Housecat Man
saves the day!*
*saves the day
in this
context means
"runs in and
out of the room
for no apparent
reason,
then sleeps"
Wythe
Marschall,
writer dude.
Accidentally bitten by a common housecat exposed to
radiation, Wythe Marschall soon discovered he had miraculously gained the feline's powers and
had, in effect, become a Human Housecat! But with Great Power,
Wythe soon made the same discovery as Spider Man before him...hot
chicks don't dig dudes in spandex.
This bio written in 2000. Things have changed. However, here is the original text for historical accuracy.
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When he's not saving the world from second-rate super villains like Matt Farr, Wythe enjoys sleeping, listening to and criticizing music, writing, reading, watching MTV's Jackass (the single greatest television show ever), and aiding South American peasant rebellions. Wythe attends Chamblee High School, where he learns about history, sleeps through non-verbal classes, and writes during English. Wythe would like to give a shoutout to his dawgs Pablo, Fatboy, Pants, MC Frosty Pimp ZC$!?, Yang, and everybody else still not loving police. And everybody who likes cheese, because Wythe holds cheese to be the single greatest invention. Ever.
